Remember when I had a seizure during Cowboys vs. Aliens and my neurologist didn’t care he just wanted to talk about the movie.

NOT DRUNK ENOUGH

daisyfairy:

DAILY REMINDER THAT IT’S OKAY TO HATE THE PEOPLE WHO’VE TREATED YOU BADLY AND IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON

(via glamorous-dreams)

I don’t wanna pee on her. I don’t wanna pee on anybody.

The fuck didn’t anyone tell me the Smithereens were gonna be in DC?

When I’m drunk, I feel like I could just watch the opening credits to Enter the Void all day.